Post by flhuntress on Jun 19, 2004 10:31:49 GMT -5
A guy from Boston was traveling through Mexico on vacation when,
lo and
behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is
stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a
picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George
Bush on the other."
"This I've gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the
agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in
the middle."
lo and
behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is
stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a
picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George
Bush on the other."
"This I've gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the
agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in
the middle."
