Post by senecabow on Jan 30, 2004 6:38:15 GMT -5
Yesterday, this old dude from Ohio went ice fishing. Not saying whom it was but we’ll just call him Goofy.
Well goofy gets his portable ice shanty all set up, two rods in the water, a bucket of minnows, his seat and heater, all inside his shanty. The old dude is set to go, well almost.
Nature calling --- So Goofy steps outside his shanty, He’s digging around in his insulated coveralls trying to find wee-willy --- it’s 10 degrees outside and wee-willy doesn’t want to meet the coldness head on – so to speak.
Goofy has the flow going, All of a sudden a gust of wind comes up – the ice shanty is starting to slide on the ice. The old dude steps on the rope tied to the shanty to stop it from blowing away. It didn’t work. Goofy is on his ass in a heartbeat.
When a person gets older they can’t cut off the flow in the snap of your fingers.
I – I mean the old guy has piss running down his leg and his hand is soaked.
Goofy is up and running after the shanty, he’s doing good about five feet behind it and closing in for the grab.
The shanty hit’s a snowdrift and stops. HA!- Not the old dude, he runs into it at full speed. Knocks it over and he’s down on the ice again, but he grab’s the shanty.
First things first --- Put wee-willy away. He doesn’t like the cold one bit.
Goofy picks up the shanty and looks inside. Holly Cow! 100 minnows strung all over the place. Two rods, the heater was not lit so no fire. All in all not too bad.
The old guy gets the shanty back up, tries to save some of the minnows, not easy when you have no soft water around. Mouth to mouth doesn’t work on minnows.
I’m ---- He is pulling his shanty back to the spot that this all started at, he looks up and two guys are outside of their shanty, clapping and laughing their ass off.
They come over and ask if – He is all right? --- Yea! I’m ok but the damn minnows are frozen solid, my hand is covered in piss, my leg is cold and my ass is killing me.
For some reason they started laughing again.
Didn’t catch a damn thing. SB aka The old guy aka Goofy
Well goofy gets his portable ice shanty all set up, two rods in the water, a bucket of minnows, his seat and heater, all inside his shanty. The old dude is set to go, well almost.
Nature calling --- So Goofy steps outside his shanty, He’s digging around in his insulated coveralls trying to find wee-willy --- it’s 10 degrees outside and wee-willy doesn’t want to meet the coldness head on – so to speak.
Goofy has the flow going, All of a sudden a gust of wind comes up – the ice shanty is starting to slide on the ice. The old dude steps on the rope tied to the shanty to stop it from blowing away. It didn’t work. Goofy is on his ass in a heartbeat.
When a person gets older they can’t cut off the flow in the snap of your fingers.
I – I mean the old guy has piss running down his leg and his hand is soaked.
Goofy is up and running after the shanty, he’s doing good about five feet behind it and closing in for the grab.
The shanty hit’s a snowdrift and stops. HA!- Not the old dude, he runs into it at full speed. Knocks it over and he’s down on the ice again, but he grab’s the shanty.
First things first --- Put wee-willy away. He doesn’t like the cold one bit.
Goofy picks up the shanty and looks inside. Holly Cow! 100 minnows strung all over the place. Two rods, the heater was not lit so no fire. All in all not too bad.
The old guy gets the shanty back up, tries to save some of the minnows, not easy when you have no soft water around. Mouth to mouth doesn’t work on minnows.
I’m ---- He is pulling his shanty back to the spot that this all started at, he looks up and two guys are outside of their shanty, clapping and laughing their ass off.
They come over and ask if – He is all right? --- Yea! I’m ok but the damn minnows are frozen solid, my hand is covered in piss, my leg is cold and my ass is killing me.
For some reason they started laughing again.
Didn’t catch a damn thing. SB aka The old guy aka Goofy
