Post by flhuntress on Jan 26, 2004 22:58:53 GMT -5
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the
casino.Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go
to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other.
Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench.
She waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw
Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
"Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
Patty said: "You should have been with me . . . did I
ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it
to you . . . you can't lose! Ever time you put a dollar in, you win
four quarters!"
casino.Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go
to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other.
Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench.
She waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw
Patty coming toward her, carrying this huge sack of coins.
"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
"Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
Patty said: "You should have been with me . . . did I
ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it
to you . . . you can't lose! Ever time you put a dollar in, you win
four quarters!"