Post by flhuntress on Jan 18, 2004 17:33:23 GMT -5
Indian Love Call
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in
the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
cave and then he listened very closely until
he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about. "Was he crazy or what?" "No,"
said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see cave, they
holler "Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means
there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian
ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
alone for a while, and then he came upon a
great big cave. As he looked in amazement
at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and
hollered with all his might Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his
eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the Sugar Grove Gazette Newspaper read...
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"
_________________
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in
the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
cave and then he listened very closely until
he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about. "Was he crazy or what?" "No,"
said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see cave, they
holler "Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means
there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian
ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods
alone for a while, and then he came upon a
great big cave. As he looked in amazement
at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of
this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and
hollered with all his might Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his
eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the Sugar Grove Gazette Newspaper read...
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"
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