secrets of ice fishing

[flhuntress]

Secrets of an ice-fishing expert

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake,
cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there
for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out
>onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy
dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a largemouth
bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain
luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large
catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old
man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour
without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have
caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo
raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again
the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the
old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spit the
contents of his mouth into his hand and said, "You have to keep the
worms warm!"

[BlueNorther]

LMAO ;D ;D

[Shorthair]

Now that's a serious fisherman buddy!

[senecabow]

wuub wum --- Spit --- Good One

blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole.

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?"

The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"

[flhuntress]

lmao.....that was funny.

[senecabow]

A BOY AND HIS GRANDPA WERE PICKING WORMS ONE NIGHT GRAMPS GOT OUT A WORM AND TOLD THE BOY HE'D GIVE HIM 5$ IF HE COULD SHOVE THE WORM BACK DOWN THE HOLE THE BOY THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE WENT INSIDE AND GOT SOME HAIR SPRAY AND COATED THE WORM AND STUCK IT DOWN THE HOLE GRAMPS PAID UP THE NEXT MORNING AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE GRAMPS SLIPPED THE BOY ANOTHER FIN(5$) THE BOY SAYS GRAMPS YOU ALREADY PAID ME GRAMPS SAYS I KNOW THATS FROM GRANDMA

[GAPORKCHOP]

LOL@senecabow