Lawyer jokes.

[Shorthair]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? Nobody wants to hit a skunk.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish? One's slimy and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies.

[flhuntress]

are you having underlying issues?? ;D

[Shorthair]

Not at all. I just think that, like our government, they have lost control and become immoral and self-serving. So let's have some fun at their expense. You know kinda like they make their living at all our expense.