Post by flhuntress on Nov 12, 2003 11:53:56 GMT -5
One hot summer day, a woman went to the supermarket and pulled into a parking spot. She soon noticed that the woman in the car next to her was slumped over her steering wheel, not moving, with one hand holding the back of her head. She was concerned but didn’t know what to do, so she went on with her shopping.
When she returned, she saw that the other woman was still in her car, in the same position as before. Now worried, she went over to the woman’s car and tapped the window, asking if she needed any help and if she was all right. The woman answered, gasping out, “Please call 911! I’ve been shot, and I can feel my brains coming out!” As she said this, the first woman looked at the back of her head and noticed a sticky gray substance oozing out between the other woman’s fingers. Horrified, she ran back to the store and got the manager to phone for help.
The paramedics soon arrived, and carefully pried the woman’s fingers from the back of her head. After examining the injury, they checked out the rest of the car, and then started to laugh. They explained that the woman had had a canister of Pillsbury Poppin’ Fresh® biscuit dough on top of one of her grocery bags in the back seat of her car. The intense heat had caused the canister to explode, flinging the metal lid of the tube toward the woman and striking her in the back of her head, and shooting some of the dough out which had then stuck to her hair.
When the store manager looked at her receipt, he saw that she had sat there for an hour and a half before anyone had offered help. He also gave her a new can of Pillsbury biscuit dough.
When she returned, she saw that the other woman was still in her car, in the same position as before. Now worried, she went over to the woman’s car and tapped the window, asking if she needed any help and if she was all right. The woman answered, gasping out, “Please call 911! I’ve been shot, and I can feel my brains coming out!” As she said this, the first woman looked at the back of her head and noticed a sticky gray substance oozing out between the other woman’s fingers. Horrified, she ran back to the store and got the manager to phone for help.
The paramedics soon arrived, and carefully pried the woman’s fingers from the back of her head. After examining the injury, they checked out the rest of the car, and then started to laugh. They explained that the woman had had a canister of Pillsbury Poppin’ Fresh® biscuit dough on top of one of her grocery bags in the back seat of her car. The intense heat had caused the canister to explode, flinging the metal lid of the tube toward the woman and striking her in the back of her head, and shooting some of the dough out which had then stuck to her hair.
When the store manager looked at her receipt, he saw that she had sat there for an hour and a half before anyone had offered help. He also gave her a new can of Pillsbury biscuit dough.
