Post by flhuntress on Mar 10, 2004 11:46:20 GMT -5
You might be a Turkey Hunter if....
You look down one day while on the scale and you notice you now have 3 toes,
You spent more money on turkey season than you did your wife's/husband's anniversary gift,
If people you work with still can't find where that noise is coming from,
If when eating, you scratch your plate, then peck at it,
The mailman goes out sick with a hernia after all your turkey hunting catalogs arrive,
You are oddly attracted to poultry farms,
Your dog and kids run at the sight of you pulling out another call,
You babble incoherently about a phantom tom from years past during family dinner gatherings,
You refer to your bedroom as the "Struttin' Zone",
Every spring your house sounds like a bird sanctuary with all the hooting, screeching and cawing,
Your trail mix is made out of whole corn, ticks, and wax worms,
You got excited when your wife's doctor told her to try using a diaphragm,
Your office or den looks like a war room with topo maps, aerial photos and notes slung everywhere,
You nearly cause a 3 car pileup while pulling a "u-ie" in the road to take another look at that black object in the field,
You molt,
All your kids have either "Tom" or "Jake" somewhere in their name.
You look down one day while on the scale and you notice you now have 3 toes,
You spent more money on turkey season than you did your wife's/husband's anniversary gift,
If people you work with still can't find where that noise is coming from,
If when eating, you scratch your plate, then peck at it,
The mailman goes out sick with a hernia after all your turkey hunting catalogs arrive,
You are oddly attracted to poultry farms,
Your dog and kids run at the sight of you pulling out another call,
You babble incoherently about a phantom tom from years past during family dinner gatherings,
You refer to your bedroom as the "Struttin' Zone",
Every spring your house sounds like a bird sanctuary with all the hooting, screeching and cawing,
Your trail mix is made out of whole corn, ticks, and wax worms,
You got excited when your wife's doctor told her to try using a diaphragm,
Your office or den looks like a war room with topo maps, aerial photos and notes slung everywhere,
You nearly cause a 3 car pileup while pulling a "u-ie" in the road to take another look at that black object in the field,
You molt,
All your kids have either "Tom" or "Jake" somewhere in their name.
