stupidest thing you've ever done.

[benhuntin]

(First marriages dont count)
When I was 15 I was fishing with an old gentleman who was a friend of my dad. I had to cut some excess line off of my lure so I asked to borrow his knife. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a very old folding knife. He said his grandfather gave it to him. I had never seen anything like it. About that time a pontoon boat came by with 6 people. Three of which were laying on the deck in skimpy bikinis. I cut the excess fishingline and tossed it into the river..............................................along with the knife.
I'll never forget the shocked look on the old fellas face
when he realized what happened. Both of us just stared down at the river for what seemed like an eternity. At that moment I completely forgot about the pretty young ladies on the pontoon boat.

[BUCKINTHEWOODZ]

I was at a buddys house and theres a busy road behind his house, so i went home and gotta big salt water fishing pole and tied strong test pound line to and got a old purse and first ran the line threw some trees in the back yard and layed the purse on the side of the road and hid in the back den inside the house and had the pole out the window and people would stop there cars and run over to get the purse and we would reel it up really high in the air, it was hilarious, people would get mad and wonder where we were at, we had a lot of people stop and try to get that purse and we would reel it up again really fast and they would grab for it and they would look up at it, it was fun entertainment

[hunt4fun1]

I burned down my dad's tool shed when I was 10.
Can you say "ass whippin"?

[BlueNorther]

Where do I begin? ;D

[gulfcoasthunter]

To many to list but I can tell you thaere is a Smith &Wesson 357 laying on the bottom of Lake Talquin that my dad would still love to beat my ass over.

[Davidmil]

Where do I begin?

I'll vote for that one.

[Davidmil]

Where do I begin?

I'll vote for that one.

[Davidmil]

Where do I begin?

I'll vote for that one.

[Shorthair]

What year's blunder would you like me to describe? I do something really moronic at least once a year. I guess I'm all looks and no brains. ;D

I'll think of a good one and get back to you. I'll get my wife to help me, she remembers all my screw ups in vivid detail. In fact she reminds of them from time to time to keep me in my place.

[NitroHunter]

I managed to get my finger hung in a hitch on a car hauler about the same time the truck backed under it.
It mashed that sucker flat.

[flyfisher18]

At the time it was funny, but now it was pretty stupid....


When I was 12, I went trick-or-treating with some friends in our neighborhood. We went to this old man's house, who was the one in the neighborhood that no one liked, and knocked on the door. Well, he said he wasn't giving out candy and we better get off the property. Well, after it got late, we all met back up and went back to his house to wreak havok---toilet paper, eggs, sugar in the tank, whatever.... when I got a better idea. I snuck up to the front porch, pulled the lid off of the jack-o-lantern, dropped my britches, and proceeded to go #2 in his pumpkin! When I finished, I put the lid back on and we left. I'll always wonder what the look on his face was when he took the lid off of that poor pumpkin.

[NitroHunter]

LOL........I bet he gave out candy the next year. ;D

[Davidmil]

The favorite Holloween trick that the BAD BOYS did when I was going up was to do a number 2 in a paper bag or pick up some from a near by farmers field, twist the top shut, set it on someones steps outside the door, set the bag on fire and ring the bell. Most people just came out and stomped it to put out the fire. Well, they did the first time anyway.

[flhuntress]

i was an angel. ;D

[Davidmil]

i was an angel.

How disappointing.....

I thought you still were.